There are more people viewing “adult video” in Cleveland right now, than at any other time in the adult website xHamster‘s history. There’s also more extremely hard-core Republicans in Cleveland right now than any time since the advent of the high-speed internet. Coincidence? Like hell it is …
The increase in traffic during the Republican National Convention is 184 percent higher than usual. To put this into perspective, when Cleveland hosted three different NBA championship games, it didn’t reach these levels.
Cleveland racked up 873,294 views as of this report. That number has probably gone well past 1 million in the meantime.
Now you may say, but how do we know it’s REPUBLICANS doing all the watching? Well, I’m really glad you asked that question. It’s a great question and it deserves a great answer.
“Trump” has been a trending search topic on the site during this time. If anyone really thinks that 1 million Cleveland Democrats are searching for “Trump” themed adult media of all things, they are living in a non-reality-based world. Just imagine that hair… freakin’ gross!
The best bit of this is that this historic surge in comes on the heels of Republicans declaring pornography a “public health crisis.“
Pornography, with its harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and well-being. We applaud the social networking sites that bar sex offenders from participation. We urge energetic prosecution of child pornography which closely linked to human trafficking.
You see, it’s all about the children to Republicans, which is a little odd when you think about it. They don’t explain very well how children’s families can afford high-speed internet access to view such material, while they are busy trying to scrounge money to avoid starvation ever since Republicans took away their food stamps or their parents’ unemployment benefits.
The amount of hypocrisy and self-loathing that Republican live in is something that escapes the ability of words to describe. If this is a public health crisis then conservative America is patient zero.
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