Welp, Donald Trump’s favorite white supremacist is in the news again and this time he is warning America about the possibility of white genocide and lots of Walmart kidnappings if Hillary Clinton is elected.
On the September 7, 2016 episode of his radio show, David Duke and co-host Jay Hess talked about all the scary black people who are killing innocent white people in America and apparently Hillary Clinton is the architect of white genocide. According to Hess, Hillary “represents the forces of white genocide” and is “definitely a traitor to her people” who doesn’t care if white people are “outbred.” I have to say that the fact that Hillary is married to a super white guy and gave birth to an equally white child pretty much debunks the claim that she is trying to have white folks outbred. I, on the other hand, am doing my part to make sure all of my children are a beautiful tan color….you’re welcome.
Anywho, David Duke chimed in and said that “hundreds of thousands of white victims of massive non-white crime”:
When a person goes to the store, they go to the mall, or they drive somewhere in their car and they break down, or they stop at a traffic light and they might get hijacked, nine times out of ten it’s not gonna be some white guy hijacking their car. It’s not gonna be a white guy kidnapping them at the Walmart, right? And, you know, taking their family and slaughtering them, or robbing them or raping the women. That’s just the reality of life in this country.
I mean, I don’t know about y’all but I don’t really walk through life thinking that I am going to be “hijacked” at stoplights and malls, but apparently this is a fear Duke lives with every day. Furthermore, let’s be honest, if someone is going to kidnap another person from Walmart, it probably isn’t going to be a black guy doing the kidnapping. In reality, it’ll probably be Billy Bob down the road who is pissed off that his cousin won’t fuck him so he kidnaps her from Walmart to teach her a lesson.
The folks over at Wonkette had the same thought and they decided to research these Walmart kidnappings and here’s what they found:
Now, I was curious to know if Walmart abductions were a rampant crime of some sort and I was just not hep to the trend — so I Googled! The first result was for an incident earlier this year in which a man did abduct a girl from Walmart before raping and murdering her. (YIKES!) And he was a white guy! There was also an incident where a man tried and failed to abduct a girl from a Dollar General. Also a white guy! So weird! In fact, I tried and tried and was totally unable to find any instance of a non-white person abducting anyone from Walmart. This just might be the whitest crime there is, after serial killing and insider trading!
Annnnnnd….not a black guy to be found kidnapping white women from Walmart!
So, the next question is who does the FBI say is committing most of these crimes? Well, let’s go take a look see:
As it turns out it isn’t black people we have to worry about raping us and stealing our cars, it’s scary white people! SHOCKING!!
Featured image via Wonkette