Eric Trump makes up one-half of the Trump Brothers Brain trust, a pair of imbeciles who think continuing to make mediocre business deals off of their grandfather’s inheritance and shooting endangered animals make them too cool for their own shoes. They have their father’s racism, narcissism and anus-shaped mouth. They denigrate women, are completely out of touch with reality and manage to post the dumbest things imaginable on social media.
In short, they are a liberal troll’s dream.
Today’s story is about Eric. He may not have been lucky enough to score his father’s name like his brother but he did manage to come into the world looking far more like Lord Cheeto than his older sibling. He has the hair and the punchable face to go with the anus mouth and nasty, spoiled brat disposition.
Little Oompa Loompa took to Twitter recently and posted what I can only assume is his greatest accomplishment in life:
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) September 18, 2016
Isn’t that special? He is very, very cool, by anyone’s standards. According to this very puzzle, he ranks right up there with free wifi, pushup bras and Bozo. Though I really must admit, Bozo was pretty cool. No Trump is nearly as cool as Bozo.
@EricTrump Little minds are amused so easily.
— Mary Hartman (@montesgrandma) September 18, 2016
That says it all, doesn’t it?
The biggest mistake little Eric made here is not offering the question that was asked. That, of course, left the door open for hilarity to come storming through:
Was the clue: Dumber son resembling young Voldemort?
— NoParty Voter (@Veraguas) September 18, 2016
@EricTrump the clue was ” the stupidest son of the orange con man”
— Toby Fair (@Applan69) September 18, 2016
@EricTrump what’s the answer racist or bigot I’ve got to know Eric
— Steve Dreifuss (@foos1234) September 18, 2016
@EricTrump was the question – name trumps most racist son?
— blueidaho (@svskier1) September 18, 2016
@EricTrump WOW YOUR LIFE IS AMAZING. Was the clue “greasy & feckless”?
— Joey Powers (@JoeyPolitix) September 18, 2016
Those are some of the better ones. You can peruse the tweet’s replies yourself for more, or join in the fun like I did with one of my toy accounts:
Yes, I know…I spelled “principal” like the person who gave you detention in middle school. I was speed trolling and trust me…Eric Trump will never know the difference.