President-elect Donald Trump is peeing himself while trying to explain his latest sex scandal which suggests that he likes to watch while two Russian prostitutes take part in Golden Showers. We are not in any way diminishing sex workers, OK? But we are mocking the president-elect because evangelicals voted him into power and he’s ridden with scandals. He’s a pussy-grabbing demagogue about to take the keys from one of the classiest presidents of our lifetime.
Here’s the lowdown: Russians claim to have compromising information on Trump. What we’re saying here is that our incoming president could be blackmailed by the Russians. Yay! On top of that revelation, new unconfirmed details were released stating that Trump took part in “perverted sexual acts.” Someone who claims to be a former British intelligence official alleges that Russian officials intended to blackmail Trump with evidence of him allegedly hiring multiple sex workers to perform “golden showers” in front of him.
So in honor of our the pervert-in-chief, we’ve collected the best memes and tweets circulating on the Internet.
“Urine an abomination.”
Grumpy the Cat weighed in, because of course.
Kanye’s hair though…
When you’re at the beach…
Trickle down has taken on a whole new meaning.
The headline of the day goes to…
This is my personal favorite.
Is that water or pee pee?
Aaaand now we know why Trump likes WikiLeaks so much.
Alec Baldwin, you have some work to do!
Unless he was on fire…
The president-elect took his angry little fingers to his Twitter account to counter the story in all Republican caps. “FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!,” the PEEOTUS tweeted.
Well, his supporters think that Pizzagate is real and that is the definition of ‘fake news.’
And in another, he managed to use ‘leak’ and ‘Nazi’ in one tweet, “Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to “leak” into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany?” he asked without one bit of irony.
Penthouse tweeted, “ATTENTION: We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump’s #goldenshowers.”
All images via Twitter.
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She’s also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn’t like to brag about that.