Just when you think you’ve seen everything in this crazy presidential election, the world goes and proves you wrong. Naked Donald Trump statues are appearing across the nation. I don’t know what else to say, which the following pictures don’t already say on their own.
If you really want to see the uncensored version, you can navigate to @NYC_Patch on Twitter, who posted some close up videos of the statue. I want to stress that I’m not suggesting you actually do that. It’s a naked Trump for God’s sake. Don’t risk nightmares of stuff you can’t un-see.
The statues have so far appeared in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland, and Seattle. The one in New York has, unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?), been removed already by municipal authorities. Hopefully, they do the right thing and just destroy the statue. We don’t need to risk it resurfacing to traumatize the city a second time.
The subject of a naked Donald Trump, specifically the size of his “Donald,” has been an issue of much conjecture this election season. Normally, penis jokes about a presidential candidate wouldn’t be a thing, except for the fact that Trump was the first one to bring it up during the “tiny hands” phase he went through during the Republican presidential debates.
The moral of the story is probably this: Don’t offer up suggestions as to what you’re packing if you don’t want the public to respond. First, it was a painting which was shall we say, not complimentary. Now it is the statue which takes the horror of a naked Trump into three dimensions.
Featured image via Instagram