Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls; children of all ages. Logic and reason are proud to bring you the demise of the former half-term governor and Tea Party flunky at the hands of one of the most beloved figures in science education.
In the Red Corner: weighing in with an IQ of about 78, a failed career in politics, another in journalism and just about the dumbest person ever to grace the national political stage….Saraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh PALIN!
And in the Blue corner: Weighing in at interesting, educated and respected with two knockouts against Kukoo Ken Hamm and the pure fiction of creation…Bill Nye The SCIENCE GUYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
That’s right, folks.
Two giants one giant and a dolt are going to join a panel to discuss the new crapumentary being produced by science deniers on behalf of billionaires, energy companies and their stockholders to argue the case for and against climate change. The complete load of garbage is titled “Climate Hustle” and is sure to be a hit with the same people who think the glorified killing in “American Sniper” was all the rage. After the initial screening of the film, which will be seen in hundreds of theaters by thousands of idiots, the panel will convene to debate the issue of climate change; not to discuss what can be done about it but to discuss if it is as real as 95 percent of scientists worldwide say it is.
Bill Nye will, of course, be championing the cause of fighting climate change as a real enemy of not just Americans but the entire planet while Palin will be joining a bunch of people on the payroll at Koch Industries, Exxon Mobil and BP. Palin is expected to come up with several word jumbles and at least one incoherent drunken rant. She’s also expected to come equipped with the ability to invent statistics on the spot and wink at the crowd with a hearty “youbetcha” when she’s backed into a corner. Bill Nye will have a lifetime of knowledge and the support of the scientific community, along with anyone with a moderate sense of reality and the ability to Google.
The event will take place on May 2nd and you can bet your proud clinger bitter slingers that Winning Democrats will be right there to cover it.
UPDATE –– 7:48 pm EST: Variety and Mediaite have updated their reports to note that the panel will feature “clips” of Nye. Unfortunately he won’t be appearing in person.
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