Donald Trump went to Louisiana today
to give assistance to flood victims for a photo-op with running mate Mike Pence by his side. Donald said that he has lengthy history with Louisiana and the visit was his way of helping out. So, that must explain why he was handing out Play-Doh to flood victims. OBVIOUSLY, if you are flooded out of your home, the last thing you need is food, water and shelter. Instead, you just sit there hoping that someone – anyone – will come along with a box of Play-Doh. And that’s when Super-Hero Donald Trump swooped in to assist the flood victims in Louisiana.
Donald handed out other supplies at the
rally stopover but we cannot explain the Play-Doh. Just to be clear, we’re not hating on Play-Doh, OK? Maybe it’s for the children of the families whose homes were destroyed or badly damaged. Donald loves kids, like the baby he had thrown out of a rally recently. So, we’re sure there’s some kind of reasoning behind this.
Governor John Bel Edwards wasn’t having any of that
photo-op super-hero business. Donald didn’t inform the Governor of his visit, but Edwards said, “We welcome him to LA but not for a photo-op. Instead we hope he’ll consider volunteering or making a sizable donation to the LA Flood Relief Fund to help the victims of the storm.”
Wish granted! Donald donated Play-Doh to the devastated victims of the worst flood in the state since Hurricane Katrina. In the nicest way possible, Edwards told Donald to fuck himself. That does it. No Play-Doh for Governor John Bel Edwards!
Trump Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway said that the visit wasn’t a political stunt but said it was Donald being “presidential” and “a decidedly nonpolitical event, no press allowed, going to help people on the ground who are in need.”
And that explains the press, the videos and the accidentally on purpose photo-op that took place.
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