The Trump campaign handed out gift bags at the Republican National Convention last week, with exactly what you’d probably expect to find in them. A book about Trump and a bunch of cheesy Trump merchandise, probably leftover stock from failed business ventures:
Isn’t that special? Each and every delegate got a shitty book on how to deceive America into thinking it isn’t great anymore, some glasses that probably have too much lead in them like half of the cheaper goods from China, a stupid hat and one surprise surely nobody saw coming: a ziplock bag full of aborted fetus action figures:
It almost makes sense that a delegate from South Carolina would think the bag of “pre-born” plastic things was exclusively for them at first; South Carolina is definitely one of the nuttier places America has to offer, but no. Everyone got a bag of friendly fetuses to hand out to their friends and family so they could show them all the faces of “murdered children” those evil Democrats are responsible for.
They even came with a neato little pamphlet explaining just how close to the real thing they actually are:
Yes, at 11 to 12 weeks this poor “young one” was probably thinking, with its brain incapable of thought, about the incredible journey through the birth canal and the ensuing lifetime of humanity on the other side. How dare we try to take that away from this thing that is little more than a zygote with a circulatory system because other people and their religion don’t like it?
There must have been thousands of these things floating around. Republicans, the party of “superior morality,” probably had fun naming them all just before listening to their speakers talk about how the evil Democratic party wants to feed and clothe ACTUAL children.
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