How will Donald Trump make America great again? With this simple strategy for a simple man with a slew of simple supporters:
Eerie music…deep-voiced guy who does movie trailers…fade to Hillary Clinton…let the propaganda begin. In 30 seconds, Trump summed up his entire campaign and how he plans to win the votes of the ignorant: Fear.
A family in rags with depressed looks on their faces are in fear of their rising taxes, even though taxes go down for families and tax credits go up when Democrats have their say. Terrorism is spreading…there’s probably one of those dirty Muslims in your bushes right now waiting to press the button on his suicide vest when you walk to the curb to grab your newspaper, even though you’re actually more likely to win the lottery or be struck by lightning than to be killed by a terrorist.
America is in ruins! People are losing their jobs, even though the jobless rate has dropped to what economists call “full employment.” They’re losing their homes, even though homeownership vacancy rates have remained steady and are a full point lower than they were in 2008.
How do we fix all of those things that are in such ruin that aren’t actually in ruin but are steadily improving despite a do-nothing Republican congress? Why…with Donald Trump…and pictures of jets and Navy destroyers. Because…that’s what will make America great again:
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 29, 2016
There we have 30 seconds of complete stupidity you can bet your bottom dollar will have doomsday preppers and redneck Pabst-pickled morons foaming at the mouth. Nevermind the truth; nevermind hope. We’re all DOOMED unless we elect Lord Cheeto.
It would be funny if it wasn’t so effective. Unfortunately, it’s not very hard to entice idiots.