Oh this is priceless. The Moron Militia sent one of their head imbeciles up a utility pole to scope out what they deemed a suspicious looking box. When you’re an idiot, such a find is a revelation of massive proportions. These nitwits definitely qualify.
The box, you see, is clearly marked “SCADA CIRCUIT” with a number. “SCADA” stands for “supervisory control and data acquisition.” it also has a clearly visible “WiFi in use” sticker, as well as a round antenna and an indicator light. From the ground, anyone with a mobile phone and Google could have told these nitwits exactly what the box was, but these morons just had to climb a ladder and destroy yet more government property, because ain’t nobody gonna spy on them.
It’s hilarious to watch. The outrage. The looks of absolute despair that the government would do such a thing. What possible reason would the government have for monitoring such a place? Obviously, it’s all a part of the New World Order of Illuminati domination that has those at the top watching the little guy who is doing nothing wrong other than illegally occupying government property.
Or maybe the government likes to monitor a facility that is empty for a good part of the winter. Perhaps they feel it’s a good deterrent against poaching wildlife. Maybe, just maybe, those cameras are there so a**holes don’t steal trucks and drive them to the local Safeway to reload on snacks.
There’s also the possibility that the cameras belong to the electric company, since they seem to be pointed directly at a substation located near the property. Wouldn’t that be a hoot.
Whatever the reason, watching them freak out over it before committing yet another felony and destroying property that isn’t theirs is nothing short of comedy gold.
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